Thursday, June 20, 2013

Shower Shaving II: The Retiming

Shaving in the shower takes 4 minutes, according to new information released June 20. Tulsa resident Justin Fuller stated, "I thought it wouldn't be longer than shaving at the sink." This revelation comes after a day of intense internal debate regarding the efficiency of shaving at the bathroom sink after the shower or in the shower during the shower. "Shaving at the sink also left me with some dried blood on my face that I didn't realize was there until I returned home in the evening. And I was in a three-hour meeting with a corporate vice-president! Shaving at the sink really let me down," Fuller said before returning to folding diapers.

In a related matter, vacation starts tomorrow. I can't guarantee I'll update this at all until Tuesday. Peace.

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